#9 Suped-Up Cars

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This may seem an unfair post. There may seem nothing unique about Armenians and their cars. Most boys (especially between the ages of 16 and 40) seem to like their cars suped-up, with the latest and dopest thing attached that makes a noise for the neighbors to hear.

Armenians (especially the men) love to not only supe-up their cars, but they love suping up their suped-up cars. Armenians will stop at nothing to supe-up their vehicle. And though some Armenians may be able to afford a late model Cadillac Escalade, most are suping up their ‘81 Tercel. I’m not sure how you can supe up a Tercel, but thank God for the creative brain he has given an Armenian.

New rims, new wheels, new air freshner, and the car may seem as good as new, ready to hit the party scene on a Friday night.