#11 Satellite TV

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Armenians love Satellite TV. Actually, Armenians love TV (period). TV is used for entertainment purposes, educational purposes, and to pacify the screaming child. It is used as decoration, as art, and a way to pacify old men. The greatest discovery for Armenians in the last 15 years is the Satellite TV. And it’s not just to get the channels from the Middle East, but it’s the idea that you can have thousands of channels.

That’s right. Armenians love the idea that their TV can get thousands of channels–regardless whether 997 of those channels are worth watching (generally, they are not). Some people may choose cable as a means of getting those channels, but Armenians don’t get cable. Armenians love Satellite TV. And if they are good Armenians, they have probably invested in the biggest satellite money can buy, for the bigger the satellite the better the signal (right?).