#23 TV
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Armenians love their TVs. The TV is on first thing in the morning and it’s the thing you put on sleep and let it turn off by iteslf as you doze off to sleep. In fact, most Armenians probably don’t know that the power button on the remote turns off the TV since the sleep function is always used to turn off the TV.
It’s hard to say why Armenians love TV. We’ve already mentioned how much Armenians love Satellite TV, but there is something about having a TV or 4 in the small 2 bedroom apartment that tells an Armenian family that you are normal and OK.
And the way that Armenians watch TV is either an advertiser’s dream or nightmare. If you want to be a true Armenian, follow these directions:
- Turn on TV.
- Put the volume up. Try pressing the plus button as much as you can.
- Channel surf until you find something that you don’t particularly care to watch.
- Leave the room.
- Open all of your windows so your neighbors are reminded that you are still alive and kicking.
The TV is a staple of an Armenian home. Find an Armenian home without a TV and be suspect and cynical at their intentions and whether they really love being Armo like the rest of us.
